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Jeudi, avril 22nd, 2010 |
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When the first runt of the movie involves a dreadful trick-cut of a woman disappearing during a tennis match, you know you’re in for it.
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I admit I have seen this movie twice. Not because it was actually a helpful movie- far from it!- but because I felt the need to spread the joy to my friends; the joy that is Tommy Kirk’s alien colleague explaining, completely deadpan, how mountainous it would be for their woman-finding mission if one of the candidates was well-versed in sex and genetics, ‘both fundamentally and as it applies to state!’
I give this one star because z-movies deserve nothing more. If they are truly classics, as this one’s title suggests, one star is a badge of honour. MNW does not dissappoint in the cheese department and I was cackling out loud through most of it (and howling by the climax) .
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WARNING: Lots of stock footage here, folks. Many Amazon viewers have mentioned how completely plain this movie was, most of which was due to a dinky tic in the director’s brain that must have repeated to him over and over: “I’ve got ten minutes of footage of a plane taking off, and by gum, I’m going to Expend it!!”
The premise, title, acting, region and dialogue completely manufacture up for this in my notion, but feel free to fast-forward through the following scenes:
-The strip-tease that isn’t really
-Hypnotization! (actually all the hypnotizing made me want to drop asleep)
-Another strip-tease
-A gargantuan allotment of a football game
-Any scene with a plane
The shaded thing is, there is some sub-decent acting and intruiging symbolism buried under all the nonsense and wonderfully horrendous exposition. However, the dwelling goes all over the dwelling and can’t resolve whether its hold characters are rapists, lechers or fair lonely, and ends up being all three at times(creepily enough) .
Yes, it might be a minute humdrum in patches, but those priding themselves on B-movie stamina should definitely assume this one for a amble. All the elements are here: Laughably quotable dialogue, wooden acting, bizarre views on sex (all the more intruiging considering the lead, Tommy Kirk, was ousted from Disney for being supposedly elated), questionable science, misplaced ‘drama’, clumsy editing, bizarre leaps of logic not seen since ‘Plan 9′, gargantuan gaping place holes, abominable special effects, astonishing amounts of pure Swiss cheese and a phrase to rival that of “Soylent green is people” in terms of yelling value.
This one is golden. And having to fast-forward the nude-less so-called strip-tease honest makes it funnier.
… except that I believe that I’m being unfair to paint. There are movies like Belief 9 From Outer Area that are so dreadful they’re great. There are movies like Monster-a-Go-Go that are so unpleasant they’re simply torture. But Mars Needs Women is a whole unique kind of bad: it’s a movie which is so incredibly dead that you’ll need some heavy stimulants to finish awake through it all. This film is only for the hardest of the hard-core terrible movie buffs, and the only reason to notice it is to say that you did. If you’re in this category, my advice is to observe it for 20 minutes, do something else more exciting (you won’t have any anguish finding something — even staring off into situation would do it) and then behold another 20 minutes etc. until you’re done with it. I give it one extra star because I actually liked what shrimp situation there was — properly edited, it would have made a decent half-hour movie. I sleep now.
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