Watch Geisha Assassin Movie Online
Samedi, août 14th, 2010 |
Watch Geisha Assassin Movie Online.
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I was timorous about blind buying this movie based upon the trailer, which looked like a B-movie that could kill up a total wretchedness - ala “Story of Red Dragon” (2002) . However, I had an extra $20 in online gift certificates and was in the mood for a unique Japanese action flick, so I took a chance - and I’m noteworthy contented I did. “Geisha vs. Ninjas” is not merely mildly exciting low-budget fare like the “Gun Crazy” series, but is more spicy for a number of reasons.
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First and foremost, low-budget B-grade action flicks have inherent limitations that frequently leave the final product rather wanting. Creating a big action scene with no name actors, miniature money, and inexperienced stuntmen and choreographers is something incredibly difficult that’s accomplished by only the most talented of filmmakers. Most of the time, you extinguish up with a few decent moves mixed in with lots of edits and snappily cuts to cloak the lack of talent gradual and in front of the camera. The people late “Geisha Assassin” (aka “Geisha vs. Ninjas”) were the same people slack the action in “Death Trance” (2005) and “Onechanbara” (2008) . My expectations were rightfully confused, because “Death Trance” was cold with decent action sequences while “Onechanbara” was dumb with abominable action sequences.
Most surprisingly, “Geisha vs. Ninjas” has a number of highly effective swordfights and fist-a-cuffs that expend wide camera shots that reveal multiple attacks and counterattacks from the actors, which is a noteworthy, extremely impressive feat that must have required a lot of physical practice and rehearsals off camera. One example is the fist fight between the geisha and the monk, which is truly scintillating and is without doubt of a very high quality, even when compared to more well-liked martial arts fare from Hong Kong and Thailand. Anyone who watches that fight and claims it to be average B-movie quality simply doesn’t know what high quality action is.
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I’m probably taking this review too seriously, so let’s fetch to the ninjas. Unfortunately, the ninjas only appear during the first 20 minutes or so, then go for the remainder of the film because the scriptwriters obviously wanted to hold things new by substituting other poor guys like monks, demons, tribal women, and samurai - which are attractive in their beget true. Therefore, those expecting lots and lots of ninjas will be disappointed in that regard, but when they are on cloak they demonstrate very difficult to ruin and atomize out some crazy maneuvers. In addition, the geisha aspect of the film also drops off at about the same time the ninjas leave, as the lead protagonist discards her geisha outfit and goes for some “period” clothing instead. These are relatively minor quibbles that will be perceived as major negatives to those who so desperately want to sight a geisha fight ninjas for ninety minutes.
As would be expected, the script is customary and the scoring is generic; but the greatest flaw of this movie is the final half hour, which loses some steam and feels drawn out with too powerful bland dialogue. This is a blunder because the opening 50 minutes are carried by superb pacing, energy, and a bit of welcome cheesiness. That’s it for the negatives though, and great of these cons are overshadowed by the numerous fight scenes.
Some of the early negative reviews on IMDb are ludicrous. The critics nit-pick the unrealistic aspects of this movie like the length of a sword, as if I care that the length of a weapon was extended for spend in a film about a GEISHA FIGHTING NINJAS! Another criticism is that ninjas can’t sail and that a geisha swordswoman could never be as strong as the one portrayed here. Well, let me scream you this. In a movie about a GEISHA FIGHTING NINJAS, some superhuman strength and gravity-defying abilities are more than welcome if the characters kick as remarkable rear-end as they do here. The mere premise of this film is so ludicrous than one wonders why anyone would peek it with the slightest expectation for realism. And by the plot, ninjas can do anything they want. Do you know why? Because they’re ninjas, that’s why.
So yeah, this movie is wintry in all sorts of ways. For brainless fun, you’re in for a kindly time.
Strongly reminiscent of both “Lady Snowblood” and “Azumi”, this is almost a Greek tragedy - but with a shapely twist. The action scenes are properly choreographed, the soundtrack very effective, image quality is very grand.
The situation has been unfairly criticised - it’s perfectly coherent within the somewhat mythical context. And the longer dialogues towards the ruin are actually needed for characterisation.
A well-paced, ultimately right anecdote.
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