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“The Witches” is one of my approved films. The film combines the stout filmmaking talents of Nicholas Roeg with the wonderworking of Jim Henson and an unforgettable performance from Angelica Huston. Every time I examine this film, I win something novel to like about it.

Since I have seen the film numerous times, I was a bit disappointed that the DVD did not absorb any special features, such as a commentary from the filmmaker or one of the actors. Other than the most basic chapter selection, the DVD does not offer any of the bonuses that one would like to peek. Fortunately, the film itself is so agreeable that it is worthwhile to engage this disc in spite of the defective packaging.

From the very beginning of the film, we are thrown into an imaginative world where witches reside in literally every tiny village and where no child is well-behaved in any country. As the credits roll across the conceal, Roeg treats us to a straggle on a broomstick, to a witch’s-eye idea of the frozen Scandinavian countryside.

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The film then introduces us to Luke and his grandmother, the protagonists of this record. We learn that the grandmother has long been fighting the witches and even has lost allotment of her finger in the struggles. After tragedy strikes the young boy’s parents, the pair disappear to England, which is literally infested with witches. Fortunately, Luke has been well-warned how to peruse them and can play safely in his tree house when other children would be in grave worry.

The enjoyable irony compounds when the grandmother takes Luke to a seaside resort hotel for her convalescence. It is the proper time when all the witches of England are meeting under the veil of the Royal Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Children. In a closed-door session, the witches capture their wigs and melancholy, yet practical, shoes, letting us gape them in all their repulsiveness. The Spacious High Witch (played to perfection by Angelica Huston) reveals her conception to turn all the children of England into mice. Of course, the witch’s view goes astray, and tables are turned on all the witches in one of the most enjoyable scenes in all of unusual cinema. Every time I inspect it, I mediate to myself how grand fun it would be to invent a film like this one.

This is a charming, appetizing film with enough diversions to retain children fascinated, told with enough skill to maintain adults fervent. It is a keeper, worth watching many times.

That woman with the purple eyes

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and unsightly square-toed shoes

The one who’s scratching at her scalp

is certainly poor news!

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Does she discover faint when kids contrivance near

or absorb her nose and bustle?

If women like this drag the world

God bless us, everyone

Convention time at the hotel

we goggle at the sight

of Enormous High Witch Angelica

whose wig is on too tight

Her followers cheer gleefully

as she takes off her mask

revealing all her unpleasant warts

and gives them one vast task

“End your jobs,” the Chief Witch says

“and inaugurate candy shops,

free chocolate should do the trick

we’ll pull out all the stops”

The witches have an substandard plan

to rid the world of brats

those stinky, smelly unfavorable kids

will now be meals for cats

But all terrible deeds must have a hitch

their plan’s been overheard

a clever boy is eavesdropping

and has heard every word

Soon he’s crawling through the kitchens

and dropping in the cress

too many cooks DO spoil the broth

and accomplish an poor mess

The ending differs from the book

it’s really very sappy

I’m distinct Dahl’s rolling in his grave

because they made it happy

Rated: 3.5 stars

Amanda Richards, July 29, 2006

PS - The sound quality on this DVD is not up to standard, and you’ll need to behold it with remote in hand to fabricate volume adjustments. There are no sub-titles or closed-captioning, and the packaging is of the cheaper variety.
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