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Dimanche, août 29th, 2010
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Movie Title: BEAST IN SPACE, THE
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Severin’s release of The Beast in Space was remarkable in that they found the only complete print in a basement of a condemned porno theater outside Bologna. So here it is, the first time ever this is presented on DVD anywhere in the world. With that special presentation, what are you exactly in for?

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Without stating the obvious, the film is a mess. But thats where the fun begins. There is no real telling of what is happening, but one might surmise some of the possibilities. Ultimately this film is riding the coattails of two other films: The Beast (La Bete) and Star Wars. How you might imagine to combine these two films into one heap of psuedo-science-fiction with a touch of pornography? Its not easy, and watching this is not very easy either.

The film is basically about Captain Larry (Vassili Karis) who, after beating up his enemy and having hot sex, discovers the mysterious energy force called Antalium, which is, evidently is a sexual energy. He sets up his team complete with Sirpa Lane (from the original La Bete) who all go to a planet to get more of this stuff. There they meet strange things, like horses having sex, cardboard aliens, phony light-sabers and a ugly bearded man who controls it all. After they partake in a dinner, an orgy starts to emerge and soon everyone is having a great time. The big hairy man we soon finds out is a Satyr and he is ready to put out, specifically to Sirpa.

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There are hardcore scenes in this version, but its really not erotic or sexually interesting. While the film is already cut-up to an incomprehensible mess, the hardcore footage does not help matters much either. Severin also released a standard unrated version sans the hard scenes if that is not your bag.The Beast in Space (Unrated Version)

But this film is not meant to be high art. The best way to enjoy such a film is with your friends laughing at it over some drinks and whatever else that may help. Cause you will need help after you see this.

My 3 stars is not a recommendation (in fact I really would not recommend it to anyone) nor is it on the quality of the film itself. But that its a lost film that has come to us again and it looks very good, all things considered. My rating is also simply that its a fun movie and should be taken as such. I love Severin’s releases and look forward to them bringing out these dingy films from beneath the surface so new audiences can know about them as they only add to the culture and history of film.

I had seen “The Beast” ( La Bete’) and decided to give this a try. I actually liked the original as it had a good story. This one has a story, but it is somewhat flimsy. I was reminded of “Flesh Gordon” while watching this. The EFX are hokie to say the least. There are some flashbacks from the original, in particular the Horses doing their thing. It is explicit and thus the XXX rating. I would recommend renting it, if possible, before buying. Charlie S.
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