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Watch The Last House in the Woods Online

Vendredi, septembre 10th, 2010
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Movie Title: The Last House in the Woods
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DO NOT BUY/RENT IT FOR THE GORE! IT IS EXTREMELY CHEAP AND USUALLY OFF CAMERA!

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this movie is horrible. its obviously shot on digital. the acting is seriously some of the worst ive ever seen,especially the english dubbing. the lighting effects are all off(you can usually tell they’re on a set) most gore moments happen off screen, and when they do its some of the cheapest, least believable effects ive ever seen. some effects litterally looked like mustard and milk. if you want a somewhat by-the-numbers horror flick with a lot of blood, look elsewhere, theres plenty of enjoyably simple bloodbaths out there, and this isnt one of them. you cant take one second of this movie seriously. its just too cheap in every way to be even worth a rental.

if it really matters its the story of 2 people who, while trying to escape some thugs, seek refuge in the home of a seemingly trustworthy couple to find out they would’ve been much better of with the bullies. TCM style hillbillies/cannibalism ensues and they try to survive. just watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre again if you want some rednecks kill people scenario.

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and i considered a lot of the After Dark 8 films to die for collections to be half decent. that tells you just how horrible this is. if you want simple bloody horror, any of these would be a much better choice:

Inside, High Tension, Black Seep, Botched, Dark Ride, any TCM except Next Generation(ugh!), The Signal, Friday the 13th part 1-4, Wrong Turn 1 or 2, Boogeyman 2, See No Evil, Saws, Hostels, any Romero zombie flick is a great choice, Automaton Transfusion (despite horrible camera work. its a blood bath) hell.. i could go on and on. dont even bother with this one.

This is one of those movies that you have to”get”. What I mean is the way it was filmed and the score of the movie was an obvious homage to the great Italian Directors of our time(Argento, Fulci,)and although the storyline seems old hat and cliched, the way they execute the film makes you feel like you are actually watching an old Giallo movie from the 80’s.I think this Director did a fine job and I am proud to have this in my dvd collection.

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