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Lundi, avril 26th, 2010
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Movie Title: Crank 2: High Voltage
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This movie made me feel like I was high and drunk while watching an action film, I don’t really know how to explain that, but it was an awesome feeling. I also thought it was extremely hilarious and it was a really good sequel. After three months, Chev Chelios is back in action, and tries to find his heart before he dies. Doc Miles tells him that the Chinese gave him an AbioCor Artificial heart, and he must keep it charged, or he will die. He has jumper cables helping him, rubbing up against an old woman, makin’ sweet love to his girlfriend, Eve on a horse race track, and grabbing electric wires. I highly recommend CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE!!!

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Take two really, really warped filmmakers (Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor), an action star (Jason Statham) with a finely-tuned sense of the absurd, and a beautiful leading lady (Amy Smart) willing to have sex in public places…VERY public places…and you have the basic ingredients of “Crank 2: High Voltage”, a gross yet hilarious trainwreck of a movie than actually succeeds in outdoing the insanity of the original “Crank”. To say this film ISN’T for all audiences is an understatement; there is something here to offend nearly everybody! But if you have a ‘gonzo’ streak when it comes to action films, want to see really cutting-edge camerawork and editing, and don’t mind an implausable plot, rampant bad taste and even worse language, you’ll have a ball!

The storyline is simple; Chev Chelios (Statham) survived the thousand-foot fall from the helicopter at the end of “Crank”, is kidnapped by Chinese who surgically remove his heart (replacing it with a temporary artificial one, until they can harvest his other organs…including his “Big English” attribute), but he recovers in time to beat up the surgical team and escape, spending the rest of the film brawling, shooting, and, uh, other things, while struggling to keep the temporary heart charged, in a race against time to recover his own.

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This is a film that even Neveldine and Taylor admits was an excuse to see just how much they could get away with (including legendary porn stars on strike…a climactic fight in slow-motion, wearing caricatured masks…hot passion in the middle of a racetrack, with thousands watching…a talking, disembodied head…David Carradine as a very horny 100-year-old Chinese man…and wait to you see the variety of power sources Chelios utilizes), so keep a very open mind!