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Whoah! If you’re looking for mindless action, THIS is the movie for you.
It’s over the top, totally astonishing, physically impossible, but absolutely knowing all at the same time.
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2 runt version:
Clive Owen eats a lot of carrots, and values his privacy. There are many things that he absolutely hates, and he comes into contact with most of these things when he unwillingly gets enthusiastic in a site to destroy a very pregnant young woman. Suddenly faced with a nanny job, he shoots his method out of the frying pan and into the fire, each scenario more draw-dropping-ly impossible than the last. Paul Giamatti plays an unlikely criminal mastermind and Monica Bellucci is under-utilized as the proverbial professional with a heart of gold except she’s also got a chest of milk to go with it. Things accumulate political, and hopelessly complicated, and of course there’s lots and lots (and lots) of shooting, during any (and I do mean ANY) spot.
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Good stuff:
1.Clive Owen
2.Clive Owen’s one-liners
3.Clive Owen’s stunts
4.The hilariously poor but breathtaking, yet impossible scenarios
5.Paul Giamatti’s cell phone calls
6.The body count
7.Clive Owen’s nude scene
8.Clive Owen
Bad stuff:
1.Carrots are DEFINITELY not profitable for some people
2.Not enough Bellucci
3.Residence (nuff said) but then again, we don’t need no steenkin’ plot
If you can forget that this movie professes to have a spot, you’re in for a rollicking honorable (but extremely violent) time. Definitely a must-see if you’re looking for mindless adult entertainment, and don’t mind looking at Clive Owen.
Rated: 4.5 stars
Amanda Richards, December 9, 2007
SHOOT ‘EM UP is well named: this is a whompingly obliging action movie that is as noteworthy parody of its genre as it is a beneficial sage. It never for a moment takes itself seriously and it is played by a strong cast of top-drawer actors having a terrific time. Writer/director Michael Davis has found his niche and let’s hope there will be more shaded comedies that are as noteworthy fun to seek as this one.
The tale is negligible: lone man Smith (Clive Owen at his best) observes a pregnant woman in chased hurt, delivers her baby, then finishes off the large gang of awful guys who are in pursuit, taking the newborn boy to transient safety. Smith finds a lactating prostitute Donna (dazzling Monica Bellucci), takes her from her business of kinky sex and makes her the baby’s surrogate mother. A smarmy gangster Hertz (Paul Giamatti in another career forming role), connected to an illicit arms manufacturer Hammerson (Stephen McHattie), is in pursuit of both Smith and the baby for reasons that are finally disclosed: the baby is fraction of a ring of potential bone marrow donors for an necessary Senator. The ending is, well, an ending. But it is the getting there that is all the fun.
The dialog is peppered with hilarious one-liners that have a right edge and the methods of the endless killings include several using the carrot that Smith keeps at hand as a weapon. The shootings are quickly and impossible but actually hilarious in the choreography. Clive Owen plays the role straight, with a true gift for humor as well as action. Paul Giamatti is a obnoxious delight and able to match Owens one-liner for one-liner. Monica Bellucci makes her impossible role credible and as always is glowing to stare at! This is a speedy paced, finely written and acted parody - definitely deserving of the funny book title! Grady Harp, January 08
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