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Vendredi, juillet 16th, 2010 |
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This Burly Moon film is fine lame. For a while you had an concept what to demand from Fleshy Moon but this one is definitely below par for them.
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Six young people are mysteriously drawn to an veteran farmhouse. The first five settle that they can not leave. But once the sixth arrives they can lope off to a hidden cemetery. There they win a queer statue of three peculiar creatures. For some reason they all reflect it looks like a totem pole and not three boxes stacked up.
As the legend unfolds, they survey that half of them are supposed to end the other half. Each death will animate one of the creatures. That is unless they can secure a scheme to thwart the powers controlling them.
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The people in the film are like any other group of teens, except they act decidedly urban although they are supposedly from the surrounding countryside. The tallest has a European accent but is obviously Native American (determined to the other characters, that is) . He can understand traditional dialects. The creatures barely disappear and are some of the worst effects I have seen in ages. The ending is abrupt and poorly explained. The DVD itself is bare bones. The menu has two option, Play and Trailers (5 movies including Totem) . This is definitely the worst movie I have seen from Stout Moon and those who missed it didn’t miss anything.
…is that it flat out sucks. I mean I esteem unpleasant B rated movies, but this is not one of those so terrible it’s grand, or so terrible it’s tantalizing, this movie is so unpleasant it sucks sucks sucks.
The acting is contaminated even on this level. The directing was terrible. The camera angles and shots for the itsy-bitsy demons was so unpleasant that the tiny buggers got dull every time they were on the hide. You objective wait for this movie to be over and if you construct it to the ruin, well you basiclly accomplished wasting your time. You can’t even train your friends you watched this the whole plan through, because they’ve never heard of it. If they have heard of it, they’ll contemplate you’re too idle to shut off the TV.
The gist of it in a nutshell is this. Six strangers are summoned to a cabin in the middle of nowhere. There is an ‘invisible force wall’ keeping them within the grounds of the cabin. They peruse a graveyard with a granite totem pole with three repugnant and incredibly boring looking imps. There is an Indian among the six that knows nothing about Indians, but yet he can translate the mumbling of a girl who got a hatchette to the chest. Follow me on this, you impartial have to inspect it.
So three must be a killer and three must be a victim. Over and over and over again we are told that the totem devils control their movements. So a guy kills a girl, then a girl kills a guy, this leaves the Indian dude and the best looking of the three females. The killers are dragged out of the cabin by demons.
The anti-climax is boring and if you’ve made it this far, you are bored to tears by now and are praying for the ending. So the victims now raze their killers and the Indian dude doesn’t waste the chick he was supposed to extinguish.
Not the zombies coming out of the ground. Aren’t you supposed to bury someone six feet deep? The demons rise out of six inches of dirt. They have no purpose in the yarn, but then again you really won’t care.
This movie is a slay of time, misfortune, and should never have existed. I will never eye this again no matter what and I hope this has warned enough people to do something constructive with an hour and 15 minutes instead of watching this.
Once again I fair have to say, this sucks.
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