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It’s the kookiest Christmas ever when Santa Claus is kidnapped by Martians in this “you have to spy it to have it” Christmas “classic.” Maybe you’ve seen this movie hilariously skewered on Mystery Science Theater 3000, but you have to witness it on its believe to truly devour it. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is unprejudiced so abominable that I can’t assist but like it, and that explains why I am giving this deservedly one-star movie four stars. The Martian get-ups are more ridiculous than Marvin the Martian’s normal attire, the sets redefine the very definition of cheap, the acting is over-the-top and generally faulty, and Santa is - well, he’s fair a small bit peculiar, if you ask me. Every time the guy starts in with his distinctive laughing (usually for no apparent reason), I am reminded of the fact that Satan is spelled with the same letters as Santa.
Things aren’t going so well on Mars. It’s awful enough that the Martians are all colored a ridiculous shade of green, dress like rejected superheroes, and wear ridiculous antenna-spouting helmets on their heads at all times, but now the children of Mars are all acting uncomfortable and withdrawn; all they want to do is sit and study Earth TV. Kimar (Leonard Hicks), the leader of Mars, seeks the advice of the planet’s 800-year worn wise man and is told that he must bring Santa Claus to Mars so that the children can actually have fun and be children for a cramped while. Voldar (Vincent Beck) opposes the view every step of the draw, arguing that Kimar’s understanding will soon result in a whole planet fat of lily-livered, mush-brained nincompoops. Kimar wins out and sets off for Earth in the most pathetic spaceship of all time to regain Santa and bring him befriend to Mars - along with two Earthling children. Well, Santa starts up a unusual workshop on Mars, hoping he’ll be allowed to return home in time for Christmas, but Voldar is as tenacious as he is ridiculous-looking and is positive to waste Santa and stomp out all signs of Christmas spirit on the red planet.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians features a young Pia Zadora as a limited Martian girl, but perhaps the movie’s most unforgettable feature is the swinging theme song, Hooray for Santa Claus. If you explore the movie, you’ll have this droll song in your head for days. Dropo (Bill McCutcheon) gives a memorable performance as Mars’ resident screw-up with a heart of gold, but my thoughts always remain with John Call and his disturbingly strange portrayal of Santa Claus. I can magnificent remarkable guarantee that this movie will form you laugh with its unashamed ineptness, and abominable movie lovers are ineligible for their very first merit badge until they have watched Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and lived to inform about it.
Maybe I’m nuts, (some would not argue, including my wife) but I like this movie. It’s one of those flicks that looks like you could produce it yourself. Santa, played by John Call, looks very convincing as a Santa, but that manical laugh,(you’ve got to hear it) . Sounds like Santa’s a runt deranged. Pia Zadora is cute as a puny martian. It’s hard to hold grown adults would wear those goofy martian helmets(they had to starving) . But this is a fun movie. That bouncy theme song; Voldar the evil martian; and, if I’m not improper, Stobo the martian has a striking resemblence to Jamie Farr. The final credits say Al Nesor, but I absorb that was an alias acting name for Mr. Farr aid then. No wonder he changed his name for the movie. Glance this movie with your kids, it’s harmless, there is no nudity; and the violence, what microscopic there is, is hysterical! If you like movies like Robot Monster, Understanding 9 from outer state, and EEGAH! like I do, then this movie is for you.
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