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When Major Benson Payne (played by Damon Wayans), a one-man-army in a Marine uniform, is discharged, he needs to find a new life. Given command of the Madison Academy Junior ROTC, he sets out to whip the gang of misfit youths into shape. Used to the toughest discipline and the hardest life, Payne is the children’s worst nightmare, and there is nothing they won’t do to get rid of him. Along the way, though, Payne and his command all learn a few lessons.
This movie is a laugh-riot! Wayans’ Payne is hilarious, being just the right mixture of homicidal maniac and tender father figure, while the ROTC cadets make a perfect foil for the Major. My family have never laughed so hard at a movie as we did at this one, with my son being quite pleased with how the Major deals with a “monster” in a young lad’s closet - “If he’s still in there, he’s not happy!”
This is a great movie, the one caveat being that there are quite a few colorful words tossed around by the Major and the cadets. That said, though, this was a hilarious movie that you and your family will like watching again and again!
Dear Reader,
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It is true I was in training to be a film-maker of some portent…Yes, I was properly versed in the International Film Art scene, Avante-Garde and Film- Noir…I have been exposed to “Potemkin”, “400 Hundred Blows”, “The Bicycle Thief”, “Day for Night”, etc… but…….
Again let me indulge you in another one of my film “guilty pleasures”….”Major Payne”…
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Yes, it is a remake of 1955, “The Private War Of Major Benson” but it’s as opposite as the two Kirks in TOS, “Mirror, Mirror”…..
The 1955 movie definetely has a feel of “gosh, golly, and swell”…..Although “good” for it’s time it generally has the “sickly sweet” feeling thoughout.
“Major Payne” takes a completely 180 degree turn….
That’s right, the 1995 Major (Damon Wayans) is not a boisterous, chauvanistic, drunk….
No Siree, Bob! Major Winifred Benson Payne is a 100% killing machine…Out of his own platoon he not only captures the head “bad guy” but the bad guy’s entire army! When one of his platoon mates is shot in the leg, the Major has a very “sick” solution to “Getting your mind off a that pain?” This Major is a “human terminator”; Great example is his story telling version of “The Little Train that Could”…I would go into detail but I won’t as the children reading this may acquire horribly scarred pysche’s…
The children in the movie are not the cute, innocent, gum chewers of 1955 but can be equally venomous and dangerous as the Major as seen in their exploits of getting rid of the Major….C’mon what kinda of kid tries to photograph a boy dressed up as a girl pretending to be sleeping with their ROTC instructor….
PRETTY DEMENTED KIDS!!!!
Yes, this movie goes way overboard on the Major’s character (live ammo on the training grounds) and the children’s character (payola to the local town motorcycle gang leader) but at least it has the guts to come forth and tell us just how hard it is to teach today’s kids!!!!!
But, seriously folks, let your hair down and have a good hard laugh….Check out “Major Payne”….
P.S. Seeing the partial parody of “Apocolypse Now” at the beginning well worth seeing this movie!
Vulcan8630
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