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Mick Garris may have created Masters of Horror, but the director’s (and frequent adaptor of Stephen King tales to the small screen) work for the show hasn’t been anything to write home about so far. Valerine on the Stairs, based on a Clive Barker tale, finds a haunted writer (Tyron Leisto) moving into an eccentric building community, only to find things further haunted still. The sole reason to check this episode out is the great Christopher Lloyd, who provides the kind of enjoyable, crazed performance we’ve come to expect from the wonderful actor. The gorgeous, and frequently naked, Clare Grant plays the titular title role of the episode, and genre stalwart Tony “Candyman” Todd plays a ghoulish role, but Valerie on the Stairs ends up falling flat. Garris’ direction is uninspired, and the episode as a whole just moves along too slow with little suspense, and even smaller payoff. The gore effects are decent, but don’t make any impact until too late in the episode. The overall result ends up being pretty lame, which is a shame because the potential was ripe here. All in all, Valerine on the Stairs is a disappointing installment of the Masters of Horror series, and while it’s worth a look at least for fans of the show, it’s not worth picking up and adding to your library unless you’re a completist.
When watching what the Masters of Horror collection has to offer, I really don’t set the bar high. The thing they are trying to accompish it quite amazing, and the fact that I can buy the series for a good price is really beautiful. I honestly just need a few jumps to keep me guessing, maybe some laughs if they are going for comedy in the gore, and a little cohesiveness when it comes to the storyline. When I started watching Valerie on the Stairs I thought I was going to get that, too, but as I journeyed further into the abyss I began to realize that this wasn’t one of the good or even the middle-ground episodes.
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No, it was really bad.
Basically, we have the story of a writer who moves into this creepy place subbing as a haven for wannabe writers, and the writer begins hearing things that are, well, haunting. Soon after getting settled (if putting some of your stuff down and pecking at a typewriter getting settled) he sees something rather terrible/erotic; he hears some noise and goes to check on it and sees that there’s a naked woman settled on the staircase outside just before she is dragged into the shadows by the hands of something bestial. If you haven’t guessed, her name is Valerie, and the premise sounds enticing.
For a few moments the movie is, too, and makes you think you’ve stuck gold.
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Sadly, like a child with a handful of pyrite, you soon realize that the cinema gods have duped you.
The problem with the Valerie, aside from the fact that much of it is determined to be a softcore skin flick, is the fact that it doesn’t maintain its edge. At first it starts out sharp, creepy even, but it looses that rather quickly and makes you wonder why. It honestly felt like it had been written well at first, almost like there was effort at the start, but then someone had gotten bored and had constructed the end on a bender. Strangely, it wasn’t the acting or the effects or even the location that hurt the movie. It was simply the storyline and the direction that made this one a sure miss.
The only people I would say that need to see this are perhaps horror wachers with lots of B-movie needs, hardcore fans of the Masters of Horror series, and perhaps people making a movie who need something to study on what “not to do.” I would try to talk them out of it, too, but people have to do what people have to do. I guess I can understand that - I had to see it for myself and had the same type of warning.
This is a not recommended and then some - sadly, I might add. For ten minutes I thought it would be soo much more.
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