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The Feast franchise is like antibiotics. One is not enough, it’s incomplete. Kind of like the Godfather series. Once the first is begun, like antibiotics, the whole regimen must be taken, and while doing so there may be agony and moaning (like Godfather III) .
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After reuniting with the cast of characters from the cliff hanger Feast II - the midgets, the awesomely topless biker chicks, Assert & Slasher, Honey Pie & The Bartender, we soon catch a few honorable additions to the movie; one named S*#tkicker and another named Jean Claude Seagal. Yes, Jean Claude Seagal. If there is a cooler name, and a more hilariously overt parody of already lampooned characters (SNL and Excited TV skits don’t count), then I have never seen one. Together they add impartial enough suave machismo and unpredictable catastrophes (”It’s impartial a flesh pain”) to sustain the movie rolling along.
The most valuable aspect of all three Feast movies is the potpourri of gore, wisecracks, blood, and extremely heavy-handed WTF scenes. Whereas the classic money shot of Feast II was the baby volleyball scene, this installment challenges and treats the viewer with two classic scenes. An alien colonoscopy that vividly displays a fecal matter covered human head via the first ever corn-hole cam gushes out of the alien excretory system, bouncing on the ground like a half deflated basketball. The other scene can best be described as a cross-species, homosexual, inter-racial, box-car, prison anal rape…and I’ll leave it at that.
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An attempt at the rest: the biker chicks are the BAMFs, a prophet with cerebral palsy, a bizarre alien/zombie lair with strobe lights and a sweet techno soundtrack, trendy camera usage (night vision and shaky camera), front kick decapitations, and a classic mariachi ending during the credits that attempts to summarize the ridiculous awesomeness of this trilogy.
The best scheme to believe of this movie is the anxiety genre version of Napoleon Dynamite: it is so over-the-top in terms of absurdity and grotesque-iness it will either rob a while to sink in (for the obvious reviewers here) or not at all (for all the negative commentors) . Unfortunately there’s only one plan to get out which group you’ll descend into (and it’s not by reading this or any other review here) .
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