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Mercredi, août 25th, 2010
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Movie Title: Fire and Ice
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Set long ago after the Ice Age, in a age of barbarian, warriors, kings and sorcery abound as a diabolical tyrant named “Nekron” and his mother “Juliane” who lives at the ice region wants to conquer the region of fire ruled by King Jerol. Suddenly Jerol’s beautiful daughter Teegra is kidnapped by Nekron’s subhuman hechmen, a warrior named “Lar” must protect her and defeat Nekron from taking over the kingdom as well as having the help of an avenging barbarian warrior named “Darkwolf”.

A nicely done animated fantasy that has a combination of live actors traced with animation ( Rotoscoping), it’s Ralph Bakshi’s second best movie next to “American Pop” and “Wizards” but certainly better than his version of “Lord of the Rings”. The movie is also designed by famous artist Frank Farzetta ( whom did covers to Tarzan books, Conan The Barbarian and Vampirella) with some good animation & Coloring especially the impressive rotoscopic stuff and a beautiful hottie for the guys there.

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This 2-disc limited edition has great picture & Sound quality, a commentary by director Ralph Bakshi, featurettes, a photo gallery, trailer and the second disc has a documentary on Frank Farzetta and his life.

Most recommended movie to anyone who enjoys fantasy, animation and even anime!

Also recommended: “Rock and Rule”, “Wizards”, “Starchaser: Legend of Orin”, “The Dark Crystal”, “Conan The Barbarian”, ” Army of Darkness”, ” Willow”, ” The Black Cauldron”, ” Lord of the Rings ( 1978)”, “Lord of the Rings Trilogy”, ” Princess Mononoke”, “The Last Unicorn”, “The Secret of NIMH”, ” The Hobbit”, “Return of the King ( Animated)”, “Hercules” (Disney), ” Legend”, “Conquest”, “Blade Master”, ” Ator the Invincible”, “Krull”, ” Dragonheart”, ” The Sword in The Stone”, ” Record of Lodoss Wars”, “King Arthur”, “Excalibur”, ” The Princess Bride”.

Hey folks, before I begin take a look at the front cover. See the big guy on top, big muscles, menacing grin, huge axe? His name’s Dark Wolf, and he is awesome. More on him later.

“Fire and Ice” is a film by Ralph Bakshi, known for films like “Fritz the Cat,” “Wizards,” and other animated classics that never seem to get their worthy repute. This film came out shortly after “American Pop” and unfortunately did not make too much money at the box office. Watching the film, I really can’t see why. This was one of the most enjoyable fantasy films I’ve seen in years. The film was a co-creation of Ralph Bakshi and Frank Frazetta, one of the most famous illustrators in the 20th century. As Bakshi says in commentaries and interviews on the DVD, making a film completely like a Frazetta painting would have been impossible, but he wanted to capture that atmosphere as best he could. In fact Frazetta fans will notice many easily recognizable homages in the film, particularly “The Death Bringer.” The plot is simple enough - evil wizard Nekron (who is basically Emperor Palpatine in his teen days) is moving a mighty glacier across the land, conquering and destroying anything in his path. As he approaches Firekeep, last bastion of resistance, his mother kidnaps the Princess Tygra to give Nekron a mate and bring Firekeep to the discussion table. Mixed into this plot are Larn, lone survivor of a village destroyed by Nekron’s glacier who falls for Tygra, and Dark Wolf, a mysterious figure following Parn who is after Nekron and is also awesome.

Now, “Fire and Ice” was rotoscoped, and if you’ve seen Bakshi’s “Lord of the Rings” you’re probably cringing. However, do not fear - the tinted live-action orcs are long gone. This is a complete animated film, and every one is fully animated. I might also add that they are very well animated, and even though live action was used to assist in keeping things like a Frank Frazetta painting it was not relied upon. Many creatures, such as the dragons (animated by a young Peter Cheung) and the giant lizard were animated normally. Plus, looking at the real life actors can clue you in on just how many liberties the animators took in moderating character designs. You think Tygra was that well endowed in real life? Think again! And the neanderthals were in fact normal guys moving about with their characteristics added later. (remembering the cheap outfits of the orcs in “Lord of the Rings,” I think we can be thankful for that) As an additional note, guess who did all the background artwork? Two young guys fresh out of college known as…James Gurney and Thomas Kinkade. That’s right, the guys who went on to do “Dinotopia” and uh…lighthouses…got their start doing this film.

It’s far from a completely perfect film - some of the dialogue is a tad campy. You thought those scenes between Padme and Anakin on the balcony in Episode III were bad? Take a look at the scenes between Tygra and Parn in the ruins. But listen, this is everything a fantasy film SHOULD be. Giant lizards, sword fights, buff guys, ugly guys, lesbian witches, gorgeous women in bikinis, gorgeous women in bikinis being kidnapped by ugly guys, buff guys killing ugly guys, ugly guys getting trampled by giant lizards…this film has it all. It also has a great cast, particularly Nekron and Dark Wolf. Nekron is a dirty bastard incarnate, who has unlimited powers and knows it, smugly ticking off other characters he knows he can easily beat up. For example, when haughty Prince Taro of Firekeep goes with an entourage to speak with him and get Tygra back, Nekron grins and states…

Nekron: “I must admit that at first the idea of mating with your sister filled me with revulsion. Perhaps I should reconsider…she is, after all, not entirely unattractive, as lesser beings go.”

This is followed by the Prince Taro trying to kill Nekron, only to be forced by Nekron to kill his own men and then himself. Didn’t I say he was evil?

But now this brings me to the absolute hands down best character of the whole film: Dark Wolf. As previously stated, Dark Wolf is awesome. Neanderthals in this movie should really be called “Dark Wolf fodder” as he takes out about half of Nekron’s army during the course of the film. Lurking in the fog, tossing two rocks at once, using their own weapons against them, nothing can stop this guy. Although Larn is technically the hero, Dark Wolf is definately the true man of action, embodying the Death Dealer. He also has one of the best lines in the movie when Larn won’t go after Tygra while Dark Wolf distracts the neanderthals.

Dark Wolf: “Go!”

Larn: “No!”

Dark Wolf: *menacing scowl* “THE HELL YOU WON’T!” *tosses Larn off a cliff*

The DVD itself is equally impressive. It’s a two-DVD set, with the first DVD the film along with documentaries about the film, pictures of the live action sequences and animation techniques, and a commentary by Ralph Bakshi. The second DVD is an hour and a half documentary on the life of Frank Frazetta and the influence of his artwork, and is a worthy watch for any one interested in art.

This was well worth the buy. Even if you’re not an avid Ralph Bakshi or Frank Frazetta fan, definately give this film a check out. Like I said, it’s not an animated classic, it’s just a lot of fun.
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Streaming Fire and Ice Online

Lundi, avril 5th, 2010
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Movie Title: Fire and Ice
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There was a certain time in the 1980s when barbarian fantasy movies were the movie trend du jour, which is presumably how Ralph Bakshi and artist Frank Frazetta got the go-ahead for “Fire and Ice.” It’s basically a gauzy wisp of a plot that is filled with hilariously cheezy dialogue, semi-nude damsels and other fun things dredged from the imagination of a 13-year-old swords-and-sorcery geek.

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After the Ice Age, evil queen Julianna and her son Nekron (?!?!?!) decided to conquer the world with his giant telekinetically-controlled iceberg. The only place they haven’t squished or conquered is Firekeep, so they kidnap King Jarol’s almost-naked daughter Teegra — but she escapes, and ends up encountering Larn, a strapping young barbarian whose village was wrecked by Nekron. They fight, she runs away, and two minutes later they’re prepped for the horizontal mambo.

But after a Random Monster Attack knocks Larn out, our inept hero wakes to find that Teegra has been taken by Juliana’s subhuman minions. So he joins forces with a mysterious hooded man named Dark Wolf, who apparently is POed at Julianna for reasons never explored in-story, and wants to kill Nekron (again, for reasons never explored in-story). Together they plan to take back Teegra and save the world, blah blah blah.

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“Fire And Ice” is is basically your run-of-the-mill barbarian fantasy story, so it doesn’t have much of a plot beyond Save The Shapely Damsel And Defeat The Threat Against The World. Blatant sexism (”Waa, nobody takes me seriously, so I’ll roll around in a string bikini!”), hinted racism, a designated Evil Gay Villain, and a seemingly endless list of plot holes (Teegra is unable to escape an OVERHAND KNOT?) and inconsistencies (why can subhumans scale a cliff but not a TREE?).

And the whole thing is CHEESY. The dialogue is cheesy (”You may have caught me, but you’ll never give me to Nekron!”), the monsters are cheesy (pirouetting kraken attack!), and the cheesiness of the climax could make enough grilled sandwiches to feed the entire world for a year. And it’s pretty funny at times in its earnestness, with dialogue filled with unintentionally hilarious moments (”Give me your love,” Teegra’s dad says to his almost-naked daughter) and action scenes (two guys in speedos whacking each other with swords! Hello Freudian symbolism!).

And the whole thing is done with mind-blowing seriousness. Well, except for a few scenes of sexual symbolism that just have to be tongue-in-cheek — like Nekron writhing and screaming as his magically upthrusting pillars of ice explode in sprays of liquid. That can’t possibly be serious.

The reigning character here is Dark Wolf, a butt-kicking and level-headed guy who wears a cat-eared executioner’s mask and STILL looks tough. He also sneezes more brain cells than our hero ever did — despite being The Designated Hero, Larn never actually succeeds in anything he does. And Teegra is basically there to scamper around the woods in a child’s string bikini and writhe around suggestively to get male attention, like a pornographic Snow White.

“Fire and Ice” runs neither hot nor cold — it’s just a vast oozing mass of cheese, with lots of naked women and vaguely offensive undertones. But it’s tailor-made for a nice drinking game.

This was not a new purchase for me. I bought this movie in the early 80’s and lost it. But I still wanted it for my collection. The DVD is obviously much better than old VHS format. The quality is not up to current releases and even the animation was not as I remembered. However, to me it remains a classic “must-have” movie.
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