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Vendredi, août 13th, 2010 |
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BEING AN AVID HORROR FAN I BOUGHT THIS MOVIE NOT EXPECTING TOO MUCH AND I
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GOT WHAT I EXPECTED. CASPER VAN DIEN SEEMED UNABLE TO SHOW MUCH INTEREST IN
HIS ROLE BUT, HE WAS NOT ALONE. I GAVE THE MOVIE TWO STARS BECAUSE OF THE
TWO OUTSTANDING CHARACTER ACTORS IN THIS MOVIE, TONY PLANA, AND DANNY TREJO
WHO ARE ALWAYS WORTH WATCHING EVEN IN A PLASTIC MOVIE LIKE THIS. SAVE YOUR
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MONEY THERE ARE A LOT BETTER B GRADE MOVIES OUT THERE. I’M LEFT WONDERING
HOW THIS ONE GOT RELEASED.
Slayer (Kevin VanHook, 2006)
The most intriguing thing about Slayer is that it contains the least convincing fight scene since Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. When that’s the best thing you can say about a movie, it’s pretty bad.
I realize that most of the top cast in here are pretty well-known for being bad actors. But was Lynda Carter always this awful, or does she just turn in the worst performance of her career? I don’t think I’ve seen her in anything but commercials for twenty-five years or so, so I really can’t remember. The horrible thing is that the rest of the cast is so bad that Carter’s Razzy-worthy performance is about par for the course. In fact, the majority of this cast is so bad that they almost make the worthless Casper van Dien look good. Kevin Grevioux may actually be the worst actor I have ever seen in a movie. He desperately wants to be Ken Foree. He fails in every respect.
As for what passes for a plot in this farce: an army unit, headed by Hawk (van Dien) and Grieves (Grevioux), somewhere in the remote jungles of South America, is attacked by a band of vampires– ninja vampires, no less– who aren’t afraid of daylight. (Daywalking is the only change to traditional vampire lore here, despite one vampire’s assertion during the film that the “fairy tales” got almost nothing right.) Six months later, nearby villages are being raided, and the army’s sending in fresh troops. Grieves is already in South America, and Hawk is on the next boat. You know what happens.
About the only reason to watch this movie is that Danny Trejo has a small role in it, and is his usual self. Otherwise, this movie is trite, badly-acted, badly-scripted, with little attention paid to such things as cinematography, set design, or costuming. In other words, there’s absolutely nothing of substance to recommend here. I’m giving it half a star because it’s not overtly offensive, but if you do see it, you’ll end up thinking, “there’s two hours of my life I’ll never get back.” (half)
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